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santa's interview with a man who keep the record of maximum likes on his profile pic and trying to break his own record.


santa : Sir, Thank you for finding time to talk me.
Cool Dude(His facebook name): I like it.
santa : Sir, tell me what is secrete behind your success on facebook.
CD : Every1 loves me, u can see the number of likes on my profile pic.

santa : Do you have any strategy to get maximum likes on any pic.
CD : Yeah, Its not an easy work, u have to plan and work accordingly.
santa : Like ?
CD : Ohh!! you liked it. thanq thanq.
santa : No..no sir, means you talked about plan, strategy?
CD : kk, actually it depends upon many things.
1. The timing of uploading the pic. If u upload it in weekend, u will get more likes, comments as most of the people remain online at that time.
2. The place you have taken the pic : you can take pics on some costly coffee shop(except CCD, its common),  if you are a girl then u have a lot of other options like take a teddy bear and get a pic on bed with that.

santa : Ok, so only posting pics is enough or is there any other thing?
CD : No no, Real works start after that, like -
1. Tag your friends by asking how is this pic?
2. Say thank you to all individually  who liked and comment.
3. you have to comment or like your own pic on every 2nd day to make it appear on everyone news feed, even if No new comment has come.
4. For this purpose you can use these kind of comment " Thank you everyone once again", "Missing those golden days".
5.  Even if you have all the pic ready, dont push it in an album at same time.. better put one pic in every week, it will keep your album running on everyone's Time-line.
6. You can also use this option " Make it your profile pic" from time to time.
7. And don't forget to use photo-shop software before posting it.

santa: Sir your status are good, when you write, it looks like a hero of Yash Raj films describing love or writing a love poem.
CD: Very easy man and only one thing you have to do.
   1. Go on twitter as very less ppl from your friend list do twitter(or from google search), Copy-Paste.
   2. When someone praise u like "kya baat bola yaar", "100% correct", u have to claim that all status are coming from ur personal experience.
   3. You can also choose to argue on someone else thought which you have copy pasted.

santa: Is there any specific status which can fetch you maximum likes.
CD: Yeah, don't forget to update when and where you got the job, when you gets your first salary, 2nd salary, foreign trips, promotion news..these updates will gets you the maximum number of likes, even more than any girl's status.
santa : Thank you sir, for this awesome interview, i like your name too.
CD : I like it.